Vintage Raglan Tee – “Advanced Copy of Windows” Parody

Retro vibes. Tech humor. Questionable souvenirs.

This vintage-style raglan 3/4 sleeve tee features the parody line:

“I went to the island and all I got was an advanced copy of Windows.”

A perfect blend of nostalgia, dark humor, and glitchy chaos — designed to look like a classic tourist baseball tee from a trip you should probably stop talking about. Soft, stylish, and guaranteed to generate double-takes from programmers, meme lovers, and people who still remember the joy (and pain) of old-school operating systems.

Lightweight, comfy, and ready for suspiciously upgraded adventures.

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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton body (solid colors) for smooth printability and comfort
- Fine-knit jersey (30 singles) for a soft, lightweight feel
- Contrast raglan 3/4 sleeves with contoured seaming for a relaxed fit
- Reactive-dyed and pre-washed to retain vibrant color and minimize shrinkage
- Tear-away tag and DTF inner neck label for itch-free wear